why is peter pan always flying?
I love this joke because it never grows old
It has a nice hook.
This doesn’t make sense. I’m lost, boys
MAYBE THIS IS WHY TINKERBELL IS ALWAYS FUCKIN PISSED OFF
Finish the sentence: Do me
a favor and do me
and fucking do me
and then after that you’re going to fucking do me
#I’d say ‘that escalated quickly’#but actually it refused to escalate anywhere
HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
what if every time you fart you lose memories of the past
shoutout to my mutuals that I don’t really talk to y’all still cool
F. Scott Fitzgerald, More Than Just A House (via nhude)